| When has there ever been such an innocent bard accused of such dastardly things...? Most of the stories of chumbucket are collaborations of many players, but as with most great stories, one player tends to suffer most of the blame.
This bard, who has been accused of everything short of being the Devil himself, has reportedly been responsible for much of the mayhem in UOSA over the years. chumbucket is rumored to have been involved in countless house break-ins, scams, thefts, and general shenanigans. The term chum-boxes has gained a foothold as a result of some of these shenanigans.
One tale claims that this bard even stole a castle. As with most Historical Figures of UOSA, they are often impersonated by others. With chumbucket, it is entirely possible that he was an innocent bard that never stepped wrong once in his life, as so many people have impersonated him. Perhaps his legend is simply a well-orchestrated smear campaign conducted by Wise and Brules of $$$.
We may never know the truth...
|
| Quotes: |
chumbucket: "I am a bard and a well-known merchant."
RoadKill: " 'cA' is a guild of trickery, thieves, and explosives so be wary around them."
Anonymous: "IR NEW GLD PLS"
Anonymous: "PK TAK MY GLD"
|
